“The less the Senate gets done, the better for the taxpayers.”
“The Senator from Cass has hurt my feelings.”
“Anything to stop Hillary – except assassination. But if somebody else wants to do it…”
# 1: “What are you doing?”
# 2: “I’m preparing to fight evil!”
#1: *laughs* “I can’t think of a better man to do it. You’ve got to know evil to fight it, right?”
# 2: “Right. I like to say that when you stare into the abyss, it stares back. I’ve become corrupt.”
“They are bright, scholarly, intelligent, educated fascists.”
“You seem calmer today.”
“No, I’m just on stronger medications.”
“These are our enemies saying this about us.”
“Then it must be true!”
“I’m a terrible liar.”
“What do they teach in political science? How do they stretch it out over four years? I could teach that in a week!”
“He’s so excited that the train is moving, he doesn’t care if he’s in the caboose.”
“We have the best government money can buy.”“He knows so much about so many things that he thinks he knows about everything.”
“Why would you want to support me? I don’t deserve your help.”
“I don’t care.”
“If they saw us in the street, I really think they would run us over.”
“So what should we do?”
“Stay away from the street.”
“That spineless wimp of a man! Where’s his backbone?”
“I think it’s in ______’s pocket.”
"Ohh, that was so eloquent! I wish the media was here so you could have said that on the radio.”
“Well, call ‘em up! I can say it again.”
“You know everyone is scared of you.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. Did I say something that wasn’t already known?”
“He...has teddy bear eyes - you know, the kind you glue in. When you look at him, it’s like looking into a shark’s eyes. They’re dead underneath.”
“It’s frustrating how we work and work on an issue, and then you come and it all falls apart.”
“I used to be against ______, but then the opposition hired a cute girl to lobby for them.”
“Oh, ok. Then I won’t worry about it anymore. Now, what else do I have to worry about?”
“The Senator from the 14th is shooting daggers at me. Am I walking into a cow pie here?”
“I...believe that he is principled and works incredibly hard on all the issues I disagree with.”
“We have to tell them we have a plan. Even if we don’t.”
“If you write it that way, people will start thinking it and feeling it, and next thing you know it will be true.”
“If we have some way to check the task off, alot of women will do it just so they can check it off.”
“After we attended that meeting in Chicago, I was so glad I was from Missouri.”
“His smile is too big anyway.”
“But Senator ______ is an airhead! You mean he actually told you that?”
“Nobody gets elected unless they have a secret.”
“They keep beating me over the head with a pillow. It’s usually a soft one.”
“I’m lyin’ to you.”
3 comments:
I didn't know politics could be so funny. No wonder nothing ever gets done.
Thanks, Sarah! Those were great!!! Some of those statements were absolutely hilarious...though at the same time they revealed the corruptness of our politicians.
God bless you and your family!
So WHO says this, just random people in the capitol?
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