Sarah: "Something wonderful happened today, but I don't know what it is yet."
David: After watching a movie about Thomas Edison: "I want to be an inventor, but everything has already been invented."
Abigail: "I like black & white. It shows my personality."
Sarah: "I just finished reading this book that I never started."
Stephen: "I'm writing my will for when I die."
Jacob: "I look like a 20-year-old midget."
Sarah: "Andrew's going to ruin my reputation."
Abigail: "If I don't do it first."
David: "Daddy, we should sell our house and live in a tree."
A few minutes later: "Daddy, can I live under the dirt [underground]?"
Stephen: "You want to know what kind of tombstone I want when I die?"
Sarah to Abigail: "You are indecisiveness personified."
Sarah: "This place is so beautiful that it makes me want to lie down and die. Or live forever."
When playing with cars in their room:
Stephen: "Can I please have that bulldozer, David?"
David: "Say sorry first."
Stephen: "Sorry."
David: "What are you sorry for?"
Stephen: "Sorry for calling you a giraffe."
David: "No, that's not it."
Stephen: "Sorry for calling you an elephant."
David: "No."
Stephen: "Sorry for calling you a zebra?"
David: "Daddy, why do they call him 'Saddam Who Sang'? Does he sing alot?"
Sarah: "I so need someone to buy me some flowers. It seems like I haven't seen a flower since spring. I'm suffering from FDD - Flower Deficit Disorder."
5 comments:
You guys are just too funny! :)
L S H F O O M C....laughing so hard falling out of my chair.
Jacob
WOW! Sarah u use humongous words!
LOL! Whenever I read this post I get a mental picture of Saddam Hussein singing ...... "fa la la la la!" It cracks me up! :)
"David: "Daddy, why do they call him 'Saddam Who Sang'? Does he sing alot?" "
Ha, that is too precious! : D
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